The Ugly Frog Prince

Once upon a time there was a good and handsome prince whom all the girls adored.  He was so handsome that the local witch (who was uglier than the backside of an aardvark with a rectal wart) decided he needed to be uglied-up.  So she turned him into a very ugly frog and dumped him in an abysmal, foul-smelling swamp.  And no fair lass would even think of kissing him after that.  So there he sits, to this day, somewhere in Europe, in a reeking, disease-ridden, disgusting bog, eating terrible tasting insects.  Ok... that's your bedtime story.  Good night.