Old Festus

"Old Festus."

The Ugly Frog Prince

Once upon a time there was a good and handsome prince whom all the girls adored.  He was so handsome that the local witch (who was uglier than the backside of an aardvark with a rectal wart) decided he needed to be uglied-up.  So she turned him into a very ugly frog and dumped him in an abysmal, foul-smelling swamp.  And no fair lass would even think of kissing him after that.  So there he sits, to this day, somewhere in Europe, in a reeking, disease-ridden, disgusting bog, eating terrible tasting insects.  Ok... that's your bedtime story.  Good night.

7 Deadly Sins

A friend of mine, Myca Wehrli, cooks the books for the church she belongs to and they needed an artist for the sermons concerning The 7 Deadly Sins. Well, guess who she thought of? So, we all swapped ideas around with their pastors and their art director Lyh-Rhen Lam, and here they are! They were blown up to 4'x8' on printed canvas and hung on the walls facing the congregation. Hats off to the printer, the resolution was excellent!